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Bill Clinton: I’m Vegan, Baby!
It’s official, he’s a veggie! From CNN: By the time he reached the White House, Bill Clinton’s appetite was legend. He loved hamburgers, steaks, chicken enchiladas, barbecue and french fries but wasn’t too picky. At one campaign stop in New Hampshire, he reportedly bought a dozen doughnuts and was working his way through the box until an aide stopped him. Former President Clinton now considers himself a vegan. He’s dropped more than 20 pounds, and he says he’s healthier than ever. His dramatic dietary...
read moreVanilla Ice Impressed by Herman Cain
Quite possibly the most mocked rapper in the history of music has made his small voice loud and clear: Herman Cain is impressive. While Democrats and Liberals might brush off this fallen rapper’s remarks as balderdash, many in the Republican ranks are breathing a collective sigh of relief. “We’ve been trying to get more gangster”, said an imaginary GOP spokesperson, “We hired Michael Steele to show we’re not racist and the TEA party has embraced the concept of ‘old school’ with a patriotic...
read moreIowa GOP Debate Firsts + Full Debate 8/11/11
Another intriguing gaze into delusional intramural Republican politics: The 2011 Iowa Republican Debate! Candidates Rep. Michele Bachmann, Rep. Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Herman Cain, Rick Santorum, Tim Pawlenty, Jon Huntsman, and Newt Gingrich are here once again to share their crazy ideas. The full debate is at the bottom. First, the debate-firsts! August 8th, 2011 Republican Debate Firsts First on screen: Brett Baier First candidate to be introduced: Santorum First host to show teeth when smiling: First question goes to: Bachmann First to...
read moreMichelle Bachmann Says She Has ‘Serial Killer Spirit’
I’ve heard candidates say they have ‘fighting spirit’, are ‘made out of red meat’, and are even ‘children of God’, but never, never has a presidential candidate compared their inner spirit with that of a serial killer. Michelle Bachman: “Well, what I want them to know is just like John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That’s the kind of spirit that I have, too.” John Wayne with Waterloo roots is John Wayne Gacy, a serial killer who was executed in 1994 after being convicted of 33...
read moreFox News Humiliates “Flakey” Michelle Bachmann
Is she crazy? Yes. Is she really running for president? No, not really. She’s just raising her profile. Is she a flake? “We report, you decide.” Michelle Bachman is apparently not on the Fox News Christmas list. Go Chris Wallace...
read moreMiss USA Geniuses On Evolution in Schools
Miss USA contestants discuss their views on the teaching of evolution theory in schools (ie: Southerners are still dumb).
read moreObama Impersonator Roasts GOP on Bill Maher
Obama impersonator Reggie Brown, who was yanked off stage at the Republican Leadership Conference for joking about Republicans, was invited to finish his act on Real Time with Bill Maher. And thank god he did. Here’s a few highlights: Michelle Bachman: And you thought black women were scary. Mitt Romney: Mitt is what people who hate white people think of white people. Chris Christie: He’s got a type A personality and type 2 diabetes. Herman Cain: I’m not worried about him at all – he’s one of my undercover ACORN...
read moreRomney Rejected: Over a Fifth of Americans Eschew a Mormon President
Perhaps Americans aren’t so crazy after all According to...
read moreCongresswomen Are ‘Cute’ Continued…
The assault on the attractiveness of congresswomen reaches the White House! After comedian Chris Rock corrected Joy Behar’s description of congresswomen on “The View”, demoting them from “very attractive” to “cute”, President Obama it seems just couldn’t distance himself from this discussion of national importance. The president just couldn’t help describing Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) as...
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