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Pow! Zap! Boom! Whap! Republicans slap fest! Let the first enjoyable GOP debate begin! First to ask if his microphone was on: Anderson Cooper just prior to the debate First on stage: Bachmann First to dress like a sailor: Bachmann First purple tie: Cooper First candidate purple tie: Gingrich First thumbs up: Perry First candidate to shake everyone’s hand: Perry First candidate to clap for Ron Paul: Romney First to shake his hand: Cain First to introduce himself: Santorum First to tell his daughter that he loves her:...
read moreBloomberg-Washington Post Republican Debate Firsts!
Can Perry strike back? Can Romney hold his lead? Can Cain overcome? Does Santorum really think he’ll be taken seriously? Does Bachmann know about her Backmann-eyes app? Let’s find out in the Washington Post-Bloomberg GOP Primary Debate! Dartmouth-Washington Post-Bloomberg GOP debate firsts First to appear to fall asleep at the table: Paul First to suggest Barney Frank and Chris Dodd should go to jail: Gingrich First to say he’s been phoning the Federal Reserve for 50 years: Paul First attractive moderator, like, ever:...
read moreNRA: ‘Massive Obama Conspiracy’ Since Obama Hasn’t Banned Guns
The National Rifle Association has once again demonstrated the intellectual heft of its leadership. Addressing CPAC in the swing state of Flordia, the executive vice president Wayne LaPiere called the president’s decision not to ban firearms “a massive conspiracy,” and evidence as to why Obama should be a one-term president. “The president will offer the Second Amendment lip service and hit the campaign trail saying he’s actually been good for the Second Amendment,” said LaPiere. “But it’s a big fat stinking lie! It’s...
read moreRick Santorum Will Pee In A Cup To Prove He’s a Contender
The craziest of the nine Republican Ring Wraiths isn’t even considering dropping out. No way, no how. According to...
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The “Nine” Debate-Firsts
And then there were nine. Gary Johnson joins the brood for more ridiculous debate-firsts! Let the live-blogging...
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CNN/TEA Party Debate-Firsts 9-12-11
Oh no! This is the worst boxing-like intro to a primary debate ever. What the hell, here we go! CNN/TEA Party Debate Firsts First candidates’ to appear on the screen: Romney First odd-purple tie: Blitzer First white beard: Blitzer First candidate on stage: Santorum First thumbs up: Santorum First candidate to refuse to wave above his shoulders: Gingrich First handshake: Newt to Paul First salute: Perry First “fellas” as a greeting: Perry First “Hi.”: Romney First giggle: Bachmann First song: National...
read moreGOP Reagan Library Primary Debate-Firsts 9-7-11
Another set of presidential debate-firsts for your approval. The Republican field has grown by one, a lone-star big one, Texas Governor Rick Perry. All eyes will be on Perry and Romney tonight, to see if the former front runner can retake his lead. Feel free to comment with your own debate-firsts below. Full debate Andrew Sullivan: “My take-away? Perry has proved himself an extreme, inarticulate, incurious W clone. He doubled down on the vicious attacks on social security; and his rhetoric was off-key. Huntsman emerged as an actual...
read moreTEA Party Zombies Must Die (The Game)
Your wait is over. Just in time for Rick Perry to join the interminable GOP primary debates, Tea Party Zombies The Game has *finally* arrived. Is it violent? Oh yes. Is it obtusely unnecessary? Oh hell yes. Is there a link? Must you ask?
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