Rick Santorum Will Pee In A Cup To Prove He’s a Contender
The craziest of the nine Republican Ring Wraiths isn’t even considering dropping out. No way, no how. According to Politico, Rick Santorum wants to prove to you he’s not an also-ran:
“Santorum has been getting some attention for his debate performances and has a fourth place finish in Ames to brag about. He insisted to POLITICO this week that his confidence about actually winning the race wasn’t delusion — “I’ll do a blood test and pee in a cup,” he said — and according to a longtime close adviser and friend, has never discussed a campaign end-game.”
Someone, anyone, somehow P L E A S E take Rickie up on this and get him to pee in a cup to prove he really wants to be president. Just once. I won’t ask again. Thanks.
