CNN/TEA Party Debate-Firsts 9-12-11
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CNN/TEA Party Debate-Firsts 9-12-11

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Oh no! This is the worst boxing-like intro to a primary debate ever. What the hell, here we go!

CNN/TEA Party Debate Firsts

  • First candidates’ to appear on the screen: Romney
  • First odd-purple tie:  Blitzer
  • First white beard: Blitzer
  • First candidate on stage: Santorum
  • First thumbs up: Santorum
  • First candidate to refuse to wave above his shoulders: Gingrich
  • First handshake: Newt to Paul
  • First salute: Perry
  • First “fellas” as a greeting: Perry
  • First “Hi.”: Romney
  • First giggle: Bachmann
  • First song: National Anthem
  • First to say he was thrilled to be there: Blitzer
  • First to introduce himself: Huntsman
  • First stutter: Bachmann
  • First red Christmas-too-early polka dot tie: Romney
  • First candidate not to have a tightened tie: Perry
  • First debate disaster tie: Paul
  • First to mention the date: Gingrich
  • First question ask to: Bachmann
  • First to say “It’s time to get back to the Constitution”: Perry
  • First to interrupt another candidate: Romney to Perry
  • First to say Romney is scaring senior citizens: Perry
  • First to mention Nirvana lead singer Kurt Coban: Huntsman
  • First to say President Obama scares citizens every single day: Gingrich
  • First to promote a website: Gingrich www.strongamericanow.com
  • First to be snarky: Perry to Blitzer “That’s what I said when I started the conversation”
  • First to suggest ending foreign wars: Paul
  • First to say “jobs, jobs, jobs”: Blitzer
  • First to say herion-like addiction to oil: Huntsman
  • First to mention rocketships: Perry
  • First place one-liner: “People are tired of spending money we don’t have on programs we don’t want” -Perry
  • First to mention smartphones and quarters: Romney
  • First to say the debt, taxes, and spending in Texas has gone up in Texas: Paul
  • First to mention the Vatican: Paul
  • First to mention President Clinton: Blitzer
  • First to mention his mother: Cain
  • First to mention magic: Huntsman
  • First to wipe her nose: This lady in the audience
  • First to want the Federal Reserve to “squeak”: Backmann
  • First big hit on Perry: Mandated STD vaccinations for young girls
  • First to mention restaurants: Bachmann (kidding! Cain)
  • First time Romney has had a hair out of place: This debate!
  • First to talk with a pen in his hand: Perry
  • First yelp: Audience cheering for a man to die
  • First fist: Santorum
  • First to say cowtow: Paul (someone always does it)
  • First candidate to consistenly look at the speaker in every GOP debate: Romney
  • First to sound like a broken record: Bachmann
  • First to compare the Affordable Health Care Act to a tree: BachmannFirst to say “yes sir” to Blitzer: Perry
  • First to say “yes sir” to Blitzer: Perry
  • First to say “Texas Ranger Recon”: Perry
  • First to bring up English as the official language: Santorum (whew, that took a while)
  • First to mention salads: Santorum
  • First to suggest Perry made a treasonous comment: Huntsman
  • First to say this is the party that believes in enforcing the law: Romney (wow)
  • First to put his left hand in his pocket: Romney
  • First to say he has a guiding principle: Cain
  • First to compare the EPA to ‘Girls Gone Wild’: Cain
  • First to mention we have 900 military bases around the world: Paul
  • First to mention another candidate’s blog: Santorum to Paul
  • First to say Paul is parodying Osama bin Laden: Santorum
  • First to be booed so bad he had to explain to the audience what he is talking about: Paul
  • First to address an audience member by name: Huntsman to Sahar
  • First to mention Ronald Reagan: Audience member Sahar
  • First to say he agrees with Huntsman: Perry
  • First to say “Is it best to spend 100,000 military there”: Perry.. whatever that means
  • First to say he’d bring a bushel basket of common sense to the White House: Paul
  • First to quote Winston Churchhill: Romney
  • First to say he’d bring a sense of humor to the White House because America is too uptight: Cain
  • First to say he’d bring a motorcycle to the White House: Huntsman
  • First to whisper to another candidate after the debate: Paul to Huntsman
  • First to receive a kiss after the debate: Bachmann
  • First to say he hopes to get together soon with Perry: Blitzer
  • First to pat Perry on the arm and say he did a good job: Blitzer
  • First to announce Blitzer is in love with Perry: Me
End debate.
Video to be posted when available.