Vanilla Ice Impressed by Herman Cain
Quite possibly the most mocked rapper in the history of music has made his small voice loud and clear: Herman Cain is impressive.
While Democrats and Liberals might brush off this fallen rapper’s remarks as balderdash, many in the Republican ranks are breathing a collective sigh of relief.
“We’ve been trying to get more gangster”, said an imaginary GOP spokesperson, “We hired Michael Steele to show we’re not racist and the TEA party has embraced the concept of ‘old school’ with a patriotic flair. The tricorn hats were my idea. I think it’s safe to say that everyone in our party has been waiting for Vanilla Ice to weigh in. He is our direct tap into the zeitgeist of young America, and we value his input.”
No comment yet from the Cain campaign.
Herman Cain’s anticipated expression upon hearing the good news
