Weiner Doll Demand Crashes Site
And I thought the Weinergate scandal had reached its zenith.
The website for custom action figure company HeroBuilders, has gone limp as demands for their ‘Weiner Weiner’ doll stiffened. The ‘standard Weiner’ doll, lacking hyperbolic weiner accentuation, has not been as good a seller.
“The super special one. It’s 99 percent to 1 percent. Why would you order the other one? It doesn’t make any sense” said Emil Vicale, founder of HeroBuilders to Politico.
In other news, Iran is banning men from wearing necklaces. I think reality is somewhere inbetween.
