Rick Santorum Seduces Young Republican Lips
Somebody didn’t get the memo.
Rick, it’s the Democrats turn for perverted stuff, the Republicans had their fair share last go round.
Really though, if any of the current Republican presidential candidates looks like they need to get laid, it would be Rick Santorum. So stiff, so awkward.
We’re on your side with this one, Rick. Yes your ideas are bat shit crazy, but we support your desire for young Republican head. Cause baby, someone needs to relax.
Seriously though, if you decide to smooch seven times in a row for enjoyment instead of baby making, this political loosey-gooseiness can happen to you:
Good luck dude.
![Game Over. Cindy Crawford Flipflops for Mitt Romney [NSFW]](http://www.polderdash.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Cindy-Crawford-38x38.jpg "Game Over. Cindy Crawford Flipflops for Mitt Romney [NSFW]"){kind=small}
Rick Santorum is one of the strangest human beings in the USA. In all my life, and I’m 74+ years of age, some political candidates have made me laugh, but Santorum is frightening.