Republican Primary Debate-Firsts 6/13/11, New Hampshire

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Here we go again!

It’s time for the second round of the 2012 Republican presidential debates, this time with the big guns, staring Sen. Rick Santorum, Rep. Michele Bachmann, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, Rep. Ron Paul, former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, and pizza-Noid Herman Cain.

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6/13/11 Debate Firsts

  • First to put his hands in his pockets: Romney
  • First to put his hands behind his back: Cain
  • First to mention the Red Sox: John King
  • First to be asked to speak: Santorum
  • First to say he has seven children: Santorum
  • First to wear way, way, WAY too much makeup: Bachman
  • First to wear an ugly yellow tie: Gingrich
  • First to call America the ‘hope of the Earth’: Romney
  • First to say he has delivered 4000 babies: Paul
  • First to wear an effeminate tie: Pawlenty
  • First to say the election was about ‘grandkids’: Cain
  • First to answer a question: Cain
  • First to say ‘caboose’: Cain

  • First to sport a moustache: Cain
  • First to think wearing a purple tie to a political debate is a good idea: King
  • First candidate who should rethink his hair stylist: Santorum
  • First to say ‘stop sign’: Santorum
  • First to break the debate rules by not answering in time: Santorum
  • First to say Pawlenty has the ‘right instincts’: Romney
  • First to say the president has failed: Romney
  • First to mention Pelosi and Reid: Romney
  • First to be outright rude to John King by interrupting: Romney
  • First to mention Ronald Reagan: Gingrich

  • First to announce on air that she was running for president: Bachmann
  • First to say “That’s a tough question”: Paul
  • First to say ‘bubble’, twice: Paul
  • First to make a promise (repealing health care): Bachmann
  • First to mention senior citizens: Bachmann
  • First to wear a shirt without a collar: Bachmann
  • First to wear an askew tie: King
  • First to agree with another candidate: Romney
  • First to say President Obama should have given him a call: Romney
  • First to look bored: Paul
  • First to say this election is not just about the presidency: Gingrich

  • First to say the Tea Party is ‘essential’: Santorum
  • First to blame the media for the perception of the Tea Party: Bachmann
  • First to say Obama has a failing report card: Bachmann
  • First to gesture her hands like two pistols: Bachmann
  • First to take a drink of water: Santorum
  • First to steal Gingrich’s ‘common sense solutions’ line: Cain
  • First to mention meat: Pawlenty
  • First to say he was in a union: Pawlenty
  • First to say he’s ‘not for being stupid, not for being a chump’: Pawlenty
  • First to say ‘a big backpack full of rocks’: Pawlenty
  • First to give a presidential-sounding answer: Surprise! Pawlenty
  • First to make us dizzy with her hand gestures: Bachmann
  • First to say the Environmental Protection Agency is bad: Bachmann
  • First to mention Rush Limbaugh: Pawlenty
  • First to recommend defunding the National Labor-Relations Board: Gingrich
  • First to stutter: Cain
  • First to say Leno over Conan: Santorum

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  • First to choose BOTH Elvis and Johnny Cash: Bachmann
  • First to have a question from the audience directed at him: Paul
  • First to say “nothin’: Cain
  • First to mention a human body part: King
  • First to say ‘behind closed doors’ twice: Bachmann
  • First to say he’s a fan of going into space: Gingrich
  • First to say NASA should have space stations on the moon: Gingrich
  • First to say ‘we’re not a developed country’: Gingrich
  • First, and only candidate, to say he’d support the space program: Pawlenty
  • First to allow the moderator to cut him off: Romney
  • First to wear the largest American flag: Pawlenty
  • First to hunch: Paul
  • First to mention the Japanese: Paul
  • First to mention e coli: King
  • First to wear a double-breasted suit: Cain
  • First to say ‘multiplicity’: Cain
  • First to put one hand in his pocket and one hand on the podium: Pawlenty
  • First to choose American Idol over Dancing with the stars: Gingrich
  • First to whisper in another candidate’s ear: Pawlenty to Cain

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  • First to dis the iPhone: Paul (siding with Blackberry)
  • First to mention the ‘military industrial complex’: Paul
  • First to suggest ‘opting out’ of entitlements would help us take care of ourselves: Paul
  • First to address the moderator by his first name: Pawlenty
  • First to say he’ll lead: Pawlenty
  • First to say his words were taken out of context: Gingrich
  • First to say Obama ran over us: Gingrich

  • First to give Jon King a stop gesture: Gingrich
  • First to say he knows what seniors like: Santorum
  • First to say the word ‘please’: Santorum
  • First to point up into the air: Santorum
  • First to say “the problem hadn’t been solved”: Cain
  • First to say Medi-scare: Cain
  • First to talk about grandkids being thrown off bridges: Cain
  • First candidate to be called ‘fired-up’: Cain
  • First to mention the country of Chile: Cain
  • First to say ‘way back in the 70’s’: Cain
  • First to say ‘that’s a big piece, that’s a big chunk’: Romney
  • First to say ‘finally’ and ‘leading three times in the same answer: Romney
  • First to talk about hitting walls: Romney
  • First to misspeak twice in two seconds: Romney

  • First to say Obama is more eloquent than she is: Bachmann
  • First to say God gives us our right: Pawlenty
  • First to say ‘if your faith is pure and your reason is right, you’ll end up in the same place’: Santorum (Scary!!!)
  • First to connect faith to morality: Paul
  • First to say you can’t teach people how to be moral: Paul
  • First to say ‘militant Muslims’: Cain
  • First to correct John King’s interpretation of his answer: Cain
  • First to say Sharia Law will never happen in America: Romney
  • First to say he would know everyone in his administration: Romney
  • First to mention car bombs: Gingrich
  • First to say he’s going out on a limb: Gingrich
  • First to mention the Nazis: Gingrich (someone always does)
  • First to choose deep-dish over thin-crust: Cain

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  • First to mention the current score of a sports team: Romney
  • First to grimace at a question: Bachmann on gay marriage
  • First to say her parents were divorced: Bachmann
  • First to say she’s taken 23 foster children into her home: Bachmann
  • First to say she’s running for the president of the United States: Bachmann
  • First to mention George W. Bush: King
  • First to say government should not give you the right to marriage: Paul
  • First to make a break dancing wave gesture: Bachmann
  • First to mention his druthers: Cain
  • First to wear a lapel pin that looks like a fly: Santorum
  • First to say he’s taken the bullets: Santorum
  • First to say ‘folks’: Santorum
  • First to say he’s support pro-life justices: Romney
  • First to quote the Declaration of Independence: Bachmann

  • First to quote the National Review: Pawlenty
  • First to say immigration is a wellspring: Santorum
  • First to say anti-immigrants are against the Catholic church: Paul
  • First to say the premise of a question isn’t true: Paul
  • First to say being born in America by illegal immigrants shouldn’t make you a US citizen: Cain
  • First to pause for applause: Pawlenty
  • First to mention Tom Tancredo: King (oh John, did you have to?)
  • First to mention the political elites: Gingrich
  • First to say ‘nonsense’: Gingrich
  • First to lick his lips on camera: Romney
  • First to say we don’t own our land, we rent it: Paul
  • First to squint: Romney
  • First to take the Pepsi challenge: Pawlenty

  • First to say ‘thank you’: Romney
  • First to say we’re not making friends we bomb: Paul
  • First candidate to refuse to stand up straight when answering a question: Paul
  • First to say ‘we are the head we are not the tail’: Bachmann
  • First to mention France: Bachmann
  • First to mention former Gov. Huntsman: King
  • First to mention Abraham Lincoln: Gingrich
  • First to mention George Washington: Gingrich
  • First to say American intelligence is inadequate: Gingrich
  • First to paraphrase his grandmother: Cain
  • First to count on his fingers: Santorum
  • First to say the president has embraced our enemies: Santorum
  • First to say ‘fecklessness’: Santorum

  • First to say ‘time flies when you’re having fun’: King
  • First to say that he’s part of a good field of Republican candidates: Cain
  • First to say Vice President Biden has wrong about every modern strategic decision: Pawlenty
  • First to say Sarah Palin is qualified to be president: Pawlenty
  • First to congratulate Obama on the death of bin Laden: Romney
  • First to suggest we could have an American Idol contest to choose the Republican VP: Bachmann
  • First to say he was impressed that the candidates answered the questions: Santorum
  • First to say he didn’t mean to interrupt: King
  • First to say the people of New Hampshire loves the future: Romney
  • First to mention Anderson Cooper: King
  • First to sound consistently presidential throughout the entire debate: Surprise! Pawlenty (who’d a’ thunk it?)

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