Newt Gingrich Denies Haunting Topless Photo Is Him
Always classy TMZ released a disturbing photo of Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich during his recent Greek vacation.
The problem is Josh Kraushaar, editor of the National Journal Hotline, was told by Gingrich that the photo is not of him. I don’t blame him. Who would want to take credit for that sun-shiny belly? ”Just asked Newt…the picture on TMZ is not him…remarkable resemblance though” Kraushaar wrote.
If it is not grumpy dwarf Gingrich, then who is this mystery man relaxing beneath the Mykonos sun? It matters not. For Polderdash purposes, it’s flat out Gingrich, and that’s a Gingrich belly glaring starkly in the sun.
And since all these trivial nonsensical bits of datum fill the American electorate with notions of who these pols are, here’s a potential presidential comparison to fester:
