President Obama Gets His Own Gas Station
Fill ‘er up with Obama regular.
Forget Shell, Chevron, definitely forget BP, even El Cheapo which is right across the street: In Columbia, South Carolina they’re filling up on Obama Gas.
Getting the idea from a friend who created an Obama gas station up in Michigan, the owners spent $4,000 to redesign their station with presidential flair.
“It’s the first president of the black people.. It’s our president. We like him.” said the owner, explaining his marketing. “I see more people come in.”
If El Cheapo wants to compete, they’ll need to change their station to whomever becomes the Republican nominee. ‘Romney Gas’? ‘Gingrich Gas’? It doesn’t really matter, they’re all gasbags. How about ‘Pawlenty of Gas’? That has a good ring to it.
