Door Attacks Mitch Daniels, Wins
Likely Republican presidential candidate Gov. Mitch Daniels has survived a shocking and brutal attack by a standard human door.
Jane Jankowski, spokesperson for the cuckold governor, told CNN that Daniels “uttered a creative expletive” when a door ‘suddenly swung open and struck him’. 16 stitches have been sewn into his head.
Worse case scenario, he receives a cool Harry Potter scar on his noggen. Best case scenario, he becomes traumatized, retires, and leaves the good people of Indiana alone.
Either way he gets a cool scar story. Come on, we’ve all got one. Who wants to share first?
Mitch Daniels talking about his unrequited presidential run
