Boys Don’t Cry: Boehner Tears Up *Again*
I feel for House Speaker John Boehner. He’s constantly scrutinized every time he show’s just a wee-bit of emotion in public. Okay, that’s not true. He’s scrutinized because he wails like a baby every time he makes a speech.
But don’t worry, Johnny, for many of us it’s our favorite part about you.
“It was old Coach Faust, calling to wish me luck, and telling me you can do it,” said Speaker of the House John Boehner to graduates at Catholic University. “You know I’ve never gotten a call from the Blessed Mother before and I don’t think I ever will, but I got to tell you it was pretty darn close.”

Oh Boehner, how can such a sensitive soul dovetail with such misguided political beliefs? Give me a hug, John. Go ahead, hug the computer, I won’t tell.




